Most men are potty trained by 30 right?
This is what my best friend told me in an effort to make me laugh instead of cry while I was about to hide in my bedroom amongst the rage I felt on day 8 of potty training my twin boys.
Messages between besties. I like it.
Potty training is tricky. It’s shitty. And I’m kind of over it.
I don't take Xanax. But if I'm being real, it would've been nice.
However, here’s a very precise breakdown to our potty training victory. What works, what doesn’t. And why patience is the single most important tool in potty training. Oh, and vodka.