STUFF YOUR OWN DAMN STOCKING MRS. CLAUS

Let's be honest, you're buying yourself Christmas gifts. Don't lie, you know you want what you want and someone (uhh mommy of course) has to stuff the stockings as only Mrs. Claus would do, so might as well stuff something perfect in there that you want. And I'm not talking socks.

7 REASONS TRAVELING WITH BABIES IS LIKE THE 1ST THREE MONTHS OF MOTHERHOOD

Traveling with babies is hard. My feed has been covered up with everyone traveling with babies in tow and it ain't easy. Don't even act like you got this, because I don't either. If you say you're baby was an angel on the flight, then clearly you don't have more than one child and congratulations. If you have multiple children and most or all in diapers, then your vacay was a shit show. Kinda like the first few months of motherhood.