WHY BABYSITTER MONEY MIGHT BE YOUR GREATEST INVESTMENT IN YOU

Last weekend I did yoga with some of my best friends followed by Champagne and tomato mozzarella salad, followed by more champagne and hours of conversation with friends and no children around. I don’t know about you, but that sounds kind of like a dream vacation. 

Am I right? I mean, the kind of relaxed I was in an oversized arm chair with blankets, cold white wine, and my girlfriends, it was kind of not real. And kind of a big deal. And an investment. An important one if you will.

VACUUMING IS MY CARDIO

’m a twin mom. That means that even if I don’t prefer to vacuum the floors or the carpet, I in fact have to. It’s not optional. And actually, it’s become a huge part of my morning and evening. Yep. It’s my part time cardio and I’m not even kidding.

C-SECTION FAIL

I’m pretty sure I told my sister I would have a natural birth. And by natural I meant, no drugs, only candles lit, calm, quiet breathing, perfect natural birth. Also, that Sarah McLachlan would be playing in the background.  I’m also pretty sure this was before I was pregnant with my first child. And probably before I was married.